VENOM ENERGY DRINK OFFERS BOUNTY FOR THE CAPTURE OF A LIVE "MONTAUK MONSTER"
PLANO, Texas (July 31, 2008) – Dedicated to enabling the most thrill-seeking conquests known to man or beast, Venom energy drink is offering free product for life and a corporate monster-hunting sponsorship to the first person [brave] enough to capture a live Montauk Monster.
Was it a de-shelled turtle? A chupacabras? A manticore? No one knows for sure, and the mystery of the grotesque sea-beast that washed ashore yesterday morning in Montauk, N.Y. remains a mystery. While vacationing Hamptonites recoiled with fright and the Internet exploded with speculation, the team behind Venom mobilized for action, realizing that this was the chance for true adventure that its thrill-seeking customers have been waiting for.
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/mm-venom/
"MONTAUK MONSTER" ?
Now where have I heard the word Montauk before......?
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