Hubble Finds Unidentified Object in Space, Scientists Puzzled

Hubble: Hubble Finds Unidentified Object in Space, Scientists Puzzled:

"This is exactly why we send astronauts to risk their life to service Hubble: in a paper published last week in the Astrophysical Journal, scientists detail the discovery of a new unidentified object in the middle of nowhere. I don't know about you, but when a research paper conclusion says 'We suggest that the transient may be one of a new class' I get a chill of oooh-aaahness down my spine. Especially when after a hundred days of observation, it disappeared from the sky with no explanation. Get your tinfoil hats out, because it gets even weirder."