Conspiracy: Chemtrails

"You and me hit by a test of white evil rain...Watching the jet planes go by"
Chemtrails-Beck

The seemingly harmless streaks across the sky, may not be harmless at all according to some Conspiracy Theorists.
Scientists will tell you that Chemtrails consist of ice crystals or water vapor condensed behind aircraft.
But, Conspiracy Theorists will tell you that they actually result from chemical or biological agents being sprayed at high altitude for an undisclosed purpose.
And of course the existence of chemtrails has been repeatedly denied by federal agencies and scientists.
But even though they deny the existence, back in 2001, United States Congressman Dennis Kucinich introduced legislation that would have permanently prohibited the basing of weapons in space, and chemtrails were listed as one of a number of exotic weapons that would be banned.

And here it is in section 7 of the Space Preservation Act:

(B) Such terms include exotic weapons systems such as--

(i) electronic, psychotronic, or information weapons;

(ii) chemtrails;

(iii) high altitude ultra low frequency weapons systems;

(iv) plasma, electromagnetic, sonic, or ultrasonic weapons;

(v) laser weapons systems;

(vi) strategic, theater, tactical, or extraterrestrial weapons; and

(vii) chemical, biological, environmental, climate, or tectonic weapons.

Yep, it says chemtrails right there.
But to be fair, it does also lists some pretty advanced weaponry that we may or may not have yet.
You can see the original document here:
http://ftp.fas.org/sgp/congress/2001/hr2977.html

So the next time anyone asks you if you actually believe in chemtrails, tell them it bothered a United States Congressman bad enough to include it in a bill.
BTW, each of the four incarnations of this act have failed to make it out of committee.