Raised the Titanic but sinking Jesus

Raised the Titanic but sinking Jesus:

"It must be Lent. Not only has Canadian-born Titanic producer James Cameron found the tomb of Jesus Christ--backed up with what he claims is the DNA to prove it--but also his discovery was announced on Time Magazine's blog.
That sinking feeling starts to hit even before knowing that the five-times-married Cameron is both a Freemason and a member of the Mars society.
'In a new documentary, Producer Cameron and his director, Simcha Jacobovici, make the startling claim that Jesus wasn't resurrected--the cornerstone of Christian faith--and that his burial cave was discovered near Jerusalem. And, get this, Jesus sired a son with Mary Magdelene,' (sic). (Tim McGirk, Tales from the Crypt, Time magazine Middle East blog, Feb. 24, 2007).
This wasn't the comeback of The Da Vinci Code in time for last night's Oscars. Ronnie Howard, who tanked out in Cannes last year, won't be back for seconds, at least on his fateful betrayal of Jesus as a married man. "